The Friend Zone (Twilight Zone music: Di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di, di-di-di-di-di-di-di) There is a vaginal dimension beyond that which is known to the penis. It is a dimension as dumbfounding and as senseless as most religious beliefs. It is the middle ground between a man’s happiness and despair, between his hope and hopelessness and it lies between the pit of his fears and the summit of his desperation. This is a dimension of ignorance. It is an area which we call…the Friend Zone. (buhd-oo-bud-up!)   Written by: Terry Allen Cummings on 11/01/09 Brought to you by: Cous’n Cumm’ns Entertainment Featuring: The Ghost of Rod Serling   Episode 3: The Yoga Instructor – Part 1: Date Nuts The Ghost of Rod Serling: Witness Mr. Terry Cummings, a charter member…