The Friend Zone Episode 15: Dating Websites

The Friend Zone (Twilight Zone music: Di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di, di-di-di-di-di-di-di) You unlock this terror with the key of romance. Beyond it is another dimension; a dimension of joy, a dimension of laughter, a dimension of happy devotion. You’re moving into a land of both substantive beauty and childlike wonder; But then your hope is turned to fear... Continue Reading →

The Friend Zone Episode 13: The Break-Up

The Friend Zone (Twilight Zone music: Di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di, di-di-di-di-di-di-di) There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to men seeking love. It is a dimension as easy to fall into, as it is impossible to crawl out of. It is the middle ground between fear and joy, between desperation and devotion, and it lies... Continue Reading →

Getcher Pussy Off My Foot!

Getcher Pussy Off My Foot! Written by: Terry Allen Cummings on 04/04/11 Brought to you by: Cous'n Cumm'ns Entertainment Cous'n Cumm'ns Entertainment: You can put a pussy on OUR foot, just don't put a cock on our shoulder. Part 1   Today I took my dog Blu to the lake behind my apartment. I’ve lived... Continue Reading →

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