The Friend Zone Episode 12: Back in the Friend Zone

The Friend Zone (Twilight Zone music: Di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di, di-di-di-di-di-di-di) You unlock this terror with the key of romance. Beyond it is another dimension; a dimension of joy, a dimension of laughter, a dimension of happy devotion. You’re moving into a land of both substantive beauty and childlike wonder; But then your hope is turned to fear... Continue Reading →

The Eulogy of Fred

The Eulogy of Fred Written by Steve Lars & Terry Cummings Brought to you by: Cous'n Cumm'ns Entertainment Cous'n Cumm'ns Entertainment: Because you don't know these people!   The word “The” is described in the dictionary as “A definite article used before a noun denoting somebody that is understood by the speaker as distinct from “A’... Continue Reading →

Responses to Craigs List “Comic Books for Sale” Posts!

Responses to Craigslist 'Comic Books for Sale' Posts! Written by: Terry Allen Cummings on 07/30/17 Brought to you by: Cous'n Cumm'ns Entertainment Cous'n Cumm'ns Entertainment: We ain't worth shit either, but at least we know it!   I've been a comic collector since the 80's. When I was a fat little kid in military school,... Continue Reading →

How the Illinois State Toll Highway Authority Endeavored to Screw Me

How the Illinois State Toll Highway Authority Endeavored to Screw Me Written by: Terry Allen Cummings on 11/02/16 Brought to you by: Cous'n Cumm'ns Entertainment “Few things in life can be as disheartening as stupidity; frustration abounds when that stupidity is coupled with perceived authority.” - Me This is Just Me, Deal with It. When I... Continue Reading →

A Strongly Worded Letter of Complaint to Comcast Cable

Recently, I was made to believe, by a customer service representative at Comcast Cable, that rather than make a complaint to his supervisor, I should send an email to a VP. Now, of course this 'complaint letter to a VP' is actually a 'suggestion' tool on the Comcast website, and I was obviously batted away, like a... Continue Reading →

Pissues and Shituations: A Tale of Public Bathroomery

Yesterday I had an emergency shituation arise while at the Crestwood PetSmart. I was shopping for a new mousy swing stick toy for my kitty, Mr. Meowmington, when a pressure arose against at my back door that required immediate attention. Unfamiliar with the bathroom layout of the PetSmart, I decided to shuffle down to the... Continue Reading →

The Shuffle

Author’s Note While writing this work of fiction, I pictured Tom Cruise as the protagonist ‘Jack,’ mostly because there is a part in the story where the character of Jack flashes an awkward and uncomfortably toothy grin at Lana. Tom’s odd three front toofus smile would just work great in that scene (Once you notice... Continue Reading →

The Big Daddy Rises: A Movie Review

First off if you haven’t seen “The Dark Knight Rises” let me give you a spoiler alert: You’re an asshole for not having yet SEEN “The Dark Knight Rises”. However, you’re in luck because like most of my stories this one is more about MY movie going experience than it is about ruining YOUR enjoyment... Continue Reading →

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