The Friend Zone (Twilight Zone music: Di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di, di-di-di-di-di-di-di) You unlock this vagina with the key of romance. Beyond it is another dimension; a dimension of joy, a dimension of laughter, a dimension of happy devotion. You’re moving into a land of both substantive beauty and childlike wonder; But then your hope is turned to fear as the relationship rug is pulled out from under you and you realize that the vagina you’ve just crossed over into, resides in…The Friend Zone. (buhd-oo-bud-up!) By: Terry Allen Cummings on 12/15/09 Brought to you by: Cous’n Cumm’ns Entertainment Featuring: The Ghost of Rod Serling   Episode 4: The Canadian Moose Rod Serling: This is Mr. Terry Cummings, a failed Catholic who once a year takes a lead role…