I feel like I should give a little explanation to the Hempenary for those of you who are new to my particular neurosis. The Hempenary is a work in progress. What you read here is not a complete Hempenary, nor do I think it will EVER be fully complete. For the purposes of this blog, The Hempenary will act as a glossary of terms. I don’t claim that ALL of the terms here in were coined by me, and some are words or phrases which I’ve heard in life that Webster won’t dignify. Please note that many if not all of the terms used in The Hempenary are highly offensive…but you’re on a site called ‘General Douchebaggery’, so what did you expect asshole? As I said, it’s still a work in…