The Attack of the Completely Ineffectual Zombies Written by: Terry Allen Cummings on 02/03/12 Brought to you by: Cous’n Cumm’ns Entertainment Cous’n Cumm’ns Entertainment: Because you gotta read something, I guess?   A lot of people will tell you, especially crazy eyed, chubby alterna chicks who wear all black and go to renaissance Fairs with their titties popping out of their dresses like freshly baked muffin tops, cooked with too much yeast, while saying things like ‘thou’ and ‘thee’, that dreams mean something. Well, I’m here to tell you that dreams are meaningless and the one I had last night is proof of that. Dreams are usually fleeting fantasies that slip your mind the minute you wake up, even the ones you want to remember…