Author’s Note While writing this work of fiction, I pictured Tom Cruise as the protagonist ‘Jack,’ mostly because there is a part in the story where the character of Jack flashes an awkward and uncomfortably toothy grin at Lana. Tom’s odd three front toofus smile would just work great in that scene (Once you notice that he has THREE front buck teeth on top, you will NEVER be able to un-notice them.) In the role of The Conductor, I visualized the guy who plays ‘The Mountain’ on Game of Thrones for reasons which will become obvious. Finally, if I had my druthers, Eric the midget from The Howard Stern Show would play the story’s main antagonist (you’ll realize why that’s a great casting choice…