And now it’s time for another installment of:

“Responses to Craigslist ‘Women Seeking Men’ Posts!”

Responses to Craigslist ‘Women Seeking Men’ Posts will return after THIS commercial break:

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And now BACK to Responses to ‘Women Seeking Men’ Posts!:

Crazy lady:

Any white men here attracted to thick or curvy black women?

Me:

No!

This has been another installment of:

“Responses to Craigslist ‘Women Seeking Men’ Posts!”

 Disclaimer: Spelling errors in the ‘Crazy Lady’ paragraph are those of the Craigslister, any subsequent spelling errors are purley non existent  , exsistant, existantial?, don’t happen.

Watch for new episodes of “Responses to Craigslist ‘Women Seeking Men’ Posts!” Every Wednesday and Friday on generalDouchebaggery.com!

 

 

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