And now it’s time for another installment of:

“Responses to Craigslist ‘Women Seeking Men’ Posts!”

Responses to Craigslist ‘Women Seeking Men’ Posts will return after THIS commercial break:

Tonight’s episode is brought to you by The Hempenary;

Tired of being polite in everyday colloquial conversation with your priest, parents, or circuit court judge? Are your speaking skills lacking in sentence ending slaps to the face? Feeling to ‘highbrow’ when talking to your teammates in the ‘bags’ tournament? Well look no further than The Hempenary! Can’t think of what to call that yellowish geyser that lacked any solids when it exploded from your asshole? The Hempenary can; ASS PISS! Trying to figure out a term for your date’s heavy set female friend who looks at you with sullen anger or strong resentment for no particular reason? Look no further than The Hempenary where you’ll find GLOWERING COW!  VAGIMAZON, PETHIS, MISFORTUNATE, THE GOOCH, and HOLODEX; The Hempenary has ALL the words to help bring out YOUR inner Douchebag and strengthen your conversational skillz (‘skills’ now spelled with a ‘z’!) in the 21st Century!

And now BACK to Responses to ‘Women Seeking Men’ Posts!:

Crazy lady:

Any white men here attracted to thick or curvy black women?



This has been another installment of:

“Responses to Craigslist ‘Women Seeking Men’ Posts!”

 Disclaimer: Spelling errors in the ‘Crazy Lady’ paragraph are those of the Craigslister, any subsequent spelling errors are purley non existent  , exsistant, existantial?, don’t happen.

Watch for new episodes of “Responses to Craigslist ‘Women Seeking Men’ Posts!” Every Wednesday and Friday on!